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Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Confession Time:

It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I am today.
 
I was born white, which makes me a racist.
 
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
 
I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
 
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
 
I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.
 
I am older than 60 which makes me a useless old person.

I am a Veteran, therefore this makes me more dangerous to our nation than ISIS!
 
I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary or conspiracy theorist.
 
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
 
I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
 
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social.
 
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militant.

Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore!
 
Newest problem, considering our current state of politics – I'm not sure which bathroom I should use.

1 comment:

Roy MacLean said...

You are in one heckuva rowboat there, kid.

Mind if I join you?