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Friday, June 5, 2009

God Texts the Ten Commandments

Wish I had thought of this!

GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
BY JAMIE QUATRO

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1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This strikes me as offensive and irreverent.

Jack Hager jack.hager@gmail.com said...

anonymous...I king-james-donkey--sume you are serious...I apologize for offending you, but, wow.